There are SQL developers out there, developing in T-SQL and/or .NET, and most of them do a great job at what they do, and many of them are also DBA's - but all DBA's are not developers - they are two completely separate roles with separate skillsets, and I wish Microsoft would figure that out.
Oh, and an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle! (with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time)
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